An arhive of cynical and snarky thoughts publishing on social media.
Walked out of that project meeting without slapping anyone. I feel like such a success today.
Hang on. Give me a second. I’m thinking how much or how little I care about you.
5 is better. Its bigger than 2.4 – Me as the #WiFiWhisperer
Soaking my teeth in beer #beeroclock
I’m an engineer. Thats why its ‘anal catharsis’ when I go to the toilet.
I’m tolerating the heck out of this sales call. I should get an award.
Got into a debate with storage admin. Realised they are right. Now arguing violently because I dislike storage admins ¡
My superpower ? Not helping people. I don’t want people to know I have a superpower
Me: I want an Openstack that is ready to go.
Genie: Nope. Too hard.
Me: How about containers ?
Genie: Still no.
Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.
Stress oozes out.
Inspiration soaks in.
Results make a splash.