Irregular and incomplete collection of various snark that I published on social media (mainly twitter) in the last few months.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Silvia Hagen, Do’s and Don’t of Transition
Comfortable is more satisfying than responsible.
Got myself a pair of noise cancelling headphones for my wife’s birthday.
What do I have to do to get the silent treatment from my colleagues ?
The bus you are waiting for was always coming.
Have you got your crayons so I can explain it to you ?
Twitter has really improved my email skills. I’m much quicker at saying nothing with less typing now.
I’m bringing the sexy stomach back.
Warning: Do not look into a laser beam with your remaining good eye.
I’m happier on Twitter than I am in person.
Attempting reverse psychology intelligence test on this project manager. “No it doesn’t not work”. Too easy.
Sometimes I stop and think to myself that no one else is actually thinking. I hate thinking about that.
A lot of people think that Network Engineers don’t get regular sex but this is untrue. We are constantly being screwed hard by management.
Thinking about putting a friendship ring on this beer bottle. #BeerOclock