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Life Lessons Learned from My Cat

I’ve been observing my cat for life lessons.

  • Sleep More.
  • Sleep wherever you are
  • Rubbing seductively against people’s legs when I’m hungry will get me dinner
  • You can make people guilty by sitting on their lap and staring at them
  • When you walk away make sure that never, ever, ever look back. You own it, it will there when you need it.
  • Keep yourself clean
  • Be Chill. Things happen but you can keep your cool by staring casually at them
  • Never eat from plate that you are served on.
  • Keep moving
  • Don’t just sit in the same place all the time. Move around to look busy
  • Look the other way when confronted with a bad situation. Feign ignorance, deflect attention.

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