I’ve been observing my cat for life lessons.
- Sleep More.
- Sleep wherever you are
- Rubbing seductively against people’s legs when I’m hungry will get me dinner
- You can make people guilty by sitting on their lap and staring at them
- When you walk away make sure that never, ever, ever look back. You own it, it will there when you need it.
- Keep yourself clean
- Be Chill. Things happen but you can keep your cool by staring casually at them
- Never eat from plate that you are served on.
- Keep moving
- Don’t just sit in the same place all the time. Move around to look busy
- Look the other way when confronted with a bad situation. Feign ignorance, deflect attention.