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Life Lessons Learned from My Cat

I’ve been observing my cat for life lessons.

  • Sleep More.
  • Sleep wherever you are
  • Rubbing seductively against people’s legs when I’m hungry will get me dinner
  • You can make people guilty by sitting on their lap and staring at them
  • When you walk away make sure that never, ever, ever look back. You own it, it will there when you need it.
  • Keep yourself clean
  • Be Chill. Things happen but you can keep your cool by staring casually at them
  • Never eat from plate that you are served on.
  • Keep moving
  • Don’t just sit in the same place all the time. Move around to look busy
  • Look the other way when confronted with a bad situation. Feign ignorance, deflect attention.

Published on:20 August , 2018 Last Modified: August 20, 2018

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Greg is the Co-Founder of Packet Pushers Interactive LLC, speaker,co-host of the Packet Pushers Podcast and analyst.

I'm a recovering Network Architect/Engineer who survived 25 years of Corporate IT . You can hire me for contract work, freelance or ad hoc work by the hour.

Packet Pushers is the largest weekly data networking podcast in the world delivering 500K downloads per month.

I'm also professional writer, presenter, speaker and author.

My technical site is EtherealMind.com. Sometimes I speak at events.

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