An arhive of cynical and snarky thoughts publishing on social media.

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Walked out of that project meeting without slapping anyone. I feel like such a success today.

Hang on. Give me a second. I’m thinking how much or how little I care about you.

5 is better. Its bigger than 2.4 – Me as the #WiFiWhisperer

Soaking my teeth in beer #beeroclock

I’m an engineer. Thats why its ‘anal catharsis’ when I go to the toilet.

I’m tolerating the heck out of this sales call. I should get an award.

Got into a debate with storage admin. Realised they are right. Now arguing violently because I dislike storage admins ¡

My superpower ? Not helping people. I don’t want people to know I have a superpower

Me: I want an Openstack that is ready to go.

Genie: Nope. Too hard.

Me: How about containers ?

Genie: Still no.

Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.

Stress oozes out.

Inspiration soaks in.

Results make a splash.