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Twitter Thoughts 20160607

An arhive of cynical and snarky thoughts publishing on social media.


Walked out of that project meeting without slapping anyone. I feel like such a success today.

Hang on. Give me a second. I’m thinking how much or how little I care about you.

5 is better. Its bigger than 2.4 – Me as the #WiFiWhisperer

Soaking my teeth in beer #beeroclock

I’m an engineer. Thats why its ‘anal catharsis’ when I go to the toilet.

I’m tolerating the heck out of this sales call. I should get an award.

Got into a debate with storage admin. Realised they are right. Now arguing violently because I dislike storage admins ¡

My superpower ? Not helping people. I don’t want people to know I have a superpower

Me: I want an Openstack that is ready to go.

Genie: Nope. Too hard.

Me: How about containers ?

Genie: Still no.

Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.

Stress oozes out.

Inspiration soaks in.

Results make a splash.

Published on:7 June , 2016 Last Modified: June 7, 2016

Categories: Twitter Thoughts, Uncategorized

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Greg is the Co-Founder of Packet Pushers Interactive LLC, speaker,co-host of the Packet Pushers Podcast and analyst.

I'm a recovering Network Architect/Engineer who survived 25 years of Corporate IT . You can hire me for contract work, freelance or ad hoc work by the hour.

Packet Pushers is the largest weekly data networking podcast in the world delivering 500K downloads per month.

I'm also professional writer, presenter, speaker and author.

My technical site is EtherealMind.com. Sometimes I speak at events.

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