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Features I Want In the Next Apple iPhone

A cheaper price. Nothing else. Thats it. You see, I don't need a new iPhone. Because a better camera won't make much difference to my photos. Longer battery life isn't a problem. I deleted Facebook and LinkedIn apps and disabled background … [Read more]

Twitter Thoughts 20160607

An arhive of cynical and snarky thoughts publishing on social media. Walked out of that project meeting without slapping anyone. I feel like such a success today. Hang on. Give me a second. I’m thinking how much or how little I care about … [Read more]

Don’t Do Crowdchat

I'm often invited to participate in Crowdchat sessions on twitter. The answer is always no. Here's why: I have found my followers complain about the pointless chatter that Crowdchat creates. 140 characters limitation makes Twitter a … [Read more]

Fear and Loathing at Interop Las Vegas 2016

I'm just back from presenting at Interop Las Vegas 2016. The conference was great and you really should have been there. Seriously, it was awesome and content that you missed would probably have made your mind bleed and eyes bug out like … [Read more]

Video: How To Husk A Coconut

With your teeth, of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E … [Read more]

Warren Ellis on Proof Reading in MS Word

I hate Microsoft Word. I loathe it with an special passion I have for things that never work, bugs in commercial software, and the fact that I have to use the worst software because "lowest common denominator" always wins. Dammit mathematics how … [Read more]

Video: Rise

Synopsis: In the near future, sentient robots are targeted for elimination after they develop emotional symmetry to humans and a revolutionary war for their survival begins. https://vimeo.com/156050986 … [Read more]

Video: Steve Jobs Insult Response

When your CEO really knows about his products, the technology that makes them and also has insights into customers as people. And superlative response to the question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF-tKLISfPE … [Read more]

Twitter Thoughts – 20160228

Irregular and incomplete collection of various snark that I published on social media (mainly twitter) in the last few months.   “Design like you’re right, listen like you’re wrong.” Todays Action Plan: 1. Doo 2. Bee 3. Doo. 4. Bee 5. … [Read more]

Dragonfruit

Dragonfruit is a real thing. I wonder why I'm eating it. Tastes like looks, cross between a kiwi fruit and crocodile steaks. … [Read more]